Dave's dead monk from Blade and Fist. Good at climbing walls quickly. Not so good at fort saves against paralyzation. Pretty good with ketchup. I think the lesson learned here is that if you can't survive 3 hits, and the bad guys have a 80% chance of hitting you, multiple attacks, and there's more than one of them....things aren't going to go very well.
I just hope he was reincarnated as a little bastard with a paralyzing bite.
"What do you mean reincarnated?"
Ahem.