Ever since the first merchant wanted to keep his storehouse safe at night, the Throckbottom Guards & Wards series has been there. From simple alarm systems to state-of-the-art lockdown and threat-elimination conjurations, the TGW-26xx series has a long history of successful criminal deterrance.
The TGW-2605 Pro uses the most recent conjuration and abjuration technology, combined with time-tested force evocation and patented divining utilities, to provide a complete area-specific security management package.
Wardens: The TGW-2605 carries a 5-year unconditional guarantee(*). We know that when you say the prisoners will be secured, it's not just your reputation at stake. It's your life.
Guards: The safety and security of the TGW-26xx series combined with necromantic divinations that track the immortal soul of each patrol guard. In field tests, accidental mistargeting of neutralizing evocation spells was reduced by 73% when compared to previous targeting algorithms. And our patented FastResponse Elemental Activation puts most prisoner rebellions down without any direct guard melee activity.
Prisoners: With VLDB (Very Large Disagreement Blockers) capability, prisoners report a safer environment, with fewer uprisings and infighting incidents. Recurring violations among prisoners subjected to long-term mental conditioning are the lowest among major brands, and the system has the best reliability rating on record(**).
64-bit MISC Architecture: Uses Metamagic Invoking Spell Components with 64 top-of-the-line material-eschewing charges, which requires less frequent maintenance and provides a lower Total Cost of Ownership
256 charges of Ram: More than 250 uses of force-based impact ramming attacks, with subdual and lethal damage features available. Charge-pooled rings enable guards with remote access to the latest in raw bludgeoning evocation magic without fear of running out of charges.
Parallel Casting Support: Innovative divination magic provides load-balancing capabilities that allow users to add casting modules for potentially unlimited scalability with respect to parallel casting. And unlike our competitor, Throckbottom Technologies(***), the TGW-26xx series seamlessly integrates incantations from oppositional schools.
SFC-Compliant High-Availability Features: Because keeping guards and wards operating only becomes MORE important when a barbarian with a Vorpal Greataxe is trying to Sunder both your warding system and your technicians, the TGW-2605 Pro model is designed with high-availability features that are Skill Focus:Concentration-Compliant, ensuring that the system has no single point of casting failure, and the technicians will have to be bloodily tortured into giving up administrative access codes before an involuntary system shutdown occurs(****).
(*) Guarantee does not include escapes caused by improper use of the TGW-2605 model, Spell Resistance to locality-based dimensional anchors, or nondispellable magical effects. Psionics are not currently supported. Draconic attacks and "Acts of the Gods" are classified as unavoidable. The Throckbottom Guarantee implies only an acknowledgement to make the best possible attempt, and offers no personal, legal, or mortal responsibility for escapes.
(**) Although Throckbottom Technologies(***), Throckbottom Enterprises(***), and Throckbottom LLC(***) posted higher elemental damage ratios, their abjuration systems were rated as lower than Throckbottom Inc., and the 2970 Benchmarking standards rated abjuration systems as the weighing factor for overall G/W effectiveness.
(***) No relation to Throckbottom Inc.
(****) Throckbottom Inc. assumes no liability for the bloody torture of system technicians. Technicians are advised to give authorization codes before the torture begins. The TGW-2605 Enterprise Model offers False Codes Functionality, to enable technicians to avoid torture and give attackers codes that will render the user unconscious when used. Contact sales representatives for price comparisons between models.